Sep 28, 2005 16:17
ok so we all know about those fucking arm bands that are supposed to be for charities but really they are just for fucking idiots that need to be part of a group. (btw the white ones, "making poverty history" are supposedly made in a sweatshop, even if this is a lie it is a funny rumor)
so i have an idea. black ones called "making YOU history" and when the idiot puts it on, a small razor blade emerges on the wrist side and kills them. hence making them history. think of all the idiots that would just magically go away. no one would live to say "don't buy that black one, man."
mwahahahahah