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Apr 15, 2005 22:07

*snort*

Been listening to the Shoop Shoop song, and as it showed up on messenger that I was listening to it, it started an impromptu weirdness between me and Phil.

Phil: is it in his pants?
Me: oh no, that's just his phallic shaped strap-on beer bong
Phil: is it in his shoes?
Nic: oh no, that's just his verruca sock
Nic: if you wanna know if he loves you so
Nic: its in his wallet

hehe, phallic shaped strap-on beer bong: weird private joke circa 2000. *sigh* fun.

Just watched 'Mean Girls' for the first time, I'm sorry, but I love it.

Oh God...there's more

Phil: it's offical: I can't roll a spliff
Nic: aww
Phil: dan gave me some gear and rizzlas
Phil: now I have this...thing
Nic: ooh, let me have a go
Nic: lol
Nic: thing
Nic: phil
Phil: I call it...Frankenspliff
Nic: it's called a penis
Nic: it goes in stuff
Nic: lol frankenspliff
Phil: it looks as if you could beat a small child to death with it
Nic: ...your penis or the spliff?
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