tis what lunch times are for...
How do you think your last ex deserves to die?
Buried in nachos then mobbed to death by hot black chix.
2. List three words to describe your mother.
Scary (according to my friends), generous and caring.
3. When & How did you meet your best friend?
humm, 3rd year secondary school, we were in writing club but got more friendly after some drunken bush incidents
4. Would you date someone you “met" on MySpace?
I would not “meet” someone on myspace.
5. What do you think of internet dating?
I gave it a go on recommendation of a friend, had much fun laughing at ppls profiles and then met a very dull person who looked a bit mutant. I suppose if you *really* want a fella then it’s a good idea, as friend said we get everything else of the internet. However, seemed to be men wanting 7 different shags a week or marriage. Made me realise that I love being single.
6. If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be and why?
Captain Bucky O’Hare. For he goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare. And I want to be green!
7. What actor/actress would you go gay/lesbian for?
Angelina.
8. Ever considered yourself crazy?
Yes, then I look at other people. Seriously, where do these wing nuts come from??
9. Have you ever seen a therapist?
No. See above.
10. How do you feel about anti-depressants?
I don’t really have an opinion. Know they have helped a lot of friends but also know ppl who flash them to look dark and interesting. Was a period in college when most ppl I knew were popping them. Do GP’s think they’re sweets?
11. When's the last time you saw your real dad?
I can’t remember.
12. Would you rather have loved and lost, or never have loved at all?
Don’t think I’ve ever been in love. The optimist in me is going with loved and lost.
13. What advice would you give to your ex’s new love interest?
He doesn’t have one but if he did - Paint yourself black, brush up on all the soaps and hide gin.
14. What make, model, and color was your first car?
My mum had a mini that I called Minny (imaginative child). I’ve never had a car for I would kill someone.
15. what's your job (or course if you're a student)?
Cost Draftsman
16. if you could start again would you still follow that path or do something else?
Hell no! I keep reading new scientist and wishing I’d given more thought to career in school. Soo many interesting things that I know nothing about and I’m stuck reading case law. Seriously, it depresses me.
17. where would you go on hols if you could go anywhere?
The liveaboard trip to Egypt my diving club are planning. Sadly saving for Mexico so can’t get to upset.
18. what's an ideal sunday afternoon for you?
Waking without a hangover, bit of reading, meet mates in a good pub for roast dinner, few beers n lots of talking arse.
19. do you have any really peculiar habits that serve no real purpose? (like having to open packets of crisps upside down...)
The question assumes that anything I do serves a purpose. I am under no such illusions. I count the edges of stuff, so I could tell you how many straight lines make up the tv remotes. Yep that’s pretty useless.
20. Did you ever believe you had a monster or ghost living in your closet?
Yes. Some nights I still do.
21. Have you ever crossdressed?
I’m a girl. It would de a bit hard.
22. Have you ever put a bra on your head like in Weird Science?
Probably.
23. Have you ever played real golf?
I have never been THAT bored.
24. Do you do any sport on a regular basis?
Yes, gym, some classes, drinking
25. Do you have any odd deformities?
Nope. *hides tail*
28. What is the best meal you know how to cook?
If it’s edible I will make it taste nice.
29. What is the blanket you sleep with like?
kinda square, stuffed and probably covered in dribble.
30. Messy, Tidy or in-between?
I have moments on the extreme sides of both.
31. Have you ever thought about streaking?
No! am far too self conscious. And not that daft.
32. favorite subject at school?
humm, art was funky.
33. If you could do something and know you’d never get caught or punished, what would it be?
I'd pull off some gnarly heist. With cars n guns n kick ass moves.
34. Are you missing any body parts that you were born with?
No I am not an amputee…..WTF??
35. Have you ever been a bully?
Probably, we were all quite mean in school. (by that I mean yes and I am truly sorry for being such an ass)
36. Have You Ever Been Bullied?
Yep, there was 1 girl in school. I got my revenge though. Trip, stairs, club. Mwohahaha.
38. How would you describe your significant other?
Pleasantly non existent.
39. Do your dreams haunt you?
I am stalked nightly by a 12ft chocolate brownie.
40. Have you ever had an anxiety attack?
No.