So uh.

[gweenmeanie]

Does anybody know how Bowser's kids came about? Does he lay eggs? Did he have them cloned from his DNA? Are they born from some sort of immaculate conception? Are they just random kids he adopted? Does he have a mistress locked up somewhere secret? (KAMMY KOOPA? >:O)

(And NO, I will not accept Peach as their mother! I REFUSE.)

(Besides, Bowser already said she wasn't in Mario Sunshine. ;o)