Aaarrrggghhh

[gweenmeanie]

What the crap. Note to self: don't pretend you know how to cook. No, correction: don't pretend you know how to take care of yourself, period.

This includes making tasteless udon noodles and ungratifying omelettes, while eating half a giant chocolate bar that's making your stomach scream.

In conclusion: never be a housewife.