(no subject)
Good evening friends! I'm pleased to report that the official Bush reelection LJ has reached its limit of 750 friends! Some of you are a bit rough around the edges, unbalanced, and a lot of you have issues with homicidal impulses but I'm pleased to meet you all nonetheless! I agree that Dick Cheney would make an awesome president but there are better ways for him to win that office besides the violent deaths you wish President Bush to suffer.
I have received hundreds of requests from people who wish to be added to the Bush reelection effort. Unfortunately I can only have 750 at a time. I know, you're all disappointed. Therefore, I have conceived a system of rotating membership.
IF YOU WISH TO BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST:
You may make an online donation to the Bush campaign and post an image of the email receipt here OR you may post a three paragraph essay in my journal on why you believe George W. Bush is a better president than any of the seven Democratic candidates would be.
Speaking of them, how about that Howard Dean? One scream and his campaign goes down in flames. I mean honestly, what ever possesed you wacky Democrats to even think about nominating this sicko?
Won't you please think of the children?
It has also come to my attention that there is a serial adder on the loose. This troll goes by the name of _welovegeorgew_. Don't be fooled by this shameless poseur and cheap knockoff. This is the real Bush reelection LJ. Have a GREAT night!
I have received hundreds of requests from people who wish to be added to the Bush reelection effort. Unfortunately I can only have 750 at a time. I know, you're all disappointed. Therefore, I have conceived a system of rotating membership.
IF YOU WISH TO BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST:
You may make an online donation to the Bush campaign and post an image of the email receipt here OR you may post a three paragraph essay in my journal on why you believe George W. Bush is a better president than any of the seven Democratic candidates would be.
Speaking of them, how about that Howard Dean? One scream and his campaign goes down in flames. I mean honestly, what ever possesed you wacky Democrats to even think about nominating this sicko?
Won't you please think of the children?
It has also come to my attention that there is a serial adder on the loose. This troll goes by the name of _welovegeorgew_. Don't be fooled by this shameless poseur and cheap knockoff. This is the real Bush reelection LJ. Have a GREAT night!