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Summarize 10 of your fandoms in one quote each, then see who on your friends list can guess each fandom. 【一】 "SHUT UP! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea!"
【二】 "It is a habit of the old to speak to the wisest one present."
【三】 "Were I not so self-centered, I'd be intrigued."
【四】 "Hello." "Hell, no."
【五】 "Remember Rule Number One."
【六】 "If the world is made of light and darkness... We'll be the darkness."
【七】"On this point, the priest and the philosopher agree: We must die."
【八】"Name a shrub after me- something prickly and hard to eradicate."
【九】"That's what everybody says until they find the body in the basement."/"In my experience, evil is not a cultural phenomenon -- it's a human one."
【十】"Any more questions?" "What if your job involves touching naked people?" "That is inappropriate at any time." "Even if they're dead?" "Why are you touching dead, naked people!?" "I work in Autopsy."
Mind, I don't expect anyone to actually answer these, given no one actually reads this anymore, and only one or two ever did. But still fun. I cheated. Half of those aren't even fandoms, I just enjoy them now and then. And the multiple-quote thing. But yes.
Bonus! Because I adore Reid.
Gideon: "Try again. Fail again. Fail better."Reid: Samuel Beckett.Morgan: "Try not. Do or do not."Reid: Yoda.
Reid: You should see what comes up when you type "death" into a search engine.Morgan: No wonder you can't find a date.
Reid: I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
Morgan: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
Reid: Every day since I met you.
Elle: This morning at breakfast.
Hotchner: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.
Hotchner: Well, I wouldn't have kept kicking you, I was afraid you didn't get my plan.Reid: I got your plan the minute you moved the hostages out of my line of fire.Hotchner: Well I hope I didn't hurt you too badly.Reid: Hotch, I was a twelve year old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl.
Gideon: Don't ever call me Dad again.
[Gideon walks away]
Elle: I wonder how he'd feel about Mom?
Reid: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can, uh, run.
Elle: Um, Reid, you probably saved my life in there.
Reid: Probably? I totally saved your life. And I'm pretty certain it's caught on tape.
Blackwolf: [to Gideon] You look like a college professor. [to Reid] You look like his student. [to Hotchner] You look like FBI.
Reid: I'd like to see New York.
Morgan: You've never been to New York?
Reid: We've never had an unsub there.
Hotchner: [to Gideon] I thought you were going to talk to Reid about taking some vacation time.
Gideon: What's vacation time?
Parker Dunley: Spencer. Spencer Reid. Dude, dude. Look at you. You look just the same. Look at you dude, nothing’s changed. [to Gideon] Spencer was the only twelve year old in our graduating class. [to Reid again] Just the same.
Reid: Do I look twelve years old to you?
Gideon: ...Fourteen
Garcia: Aaron, do you have any idea how many people drown every day?
Hotchner: Well, yeah. They’re more in the summer for obvious reasons, but I think it averages to about 6500 a year, which is... 17 a day?
Garcia: Is this Reid?
Morgan: Yeah Reid, why are you still afraid of the dark?Reid: Because of the inherent absence of light!