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Yea soooo…
My mom is convinced I am turning black.
Like, sincerely, convinced.
Let me illustrate:
*Me: hey mom
Mom: you’re turning black. I am sincerely convinced.*
Yea, if that isn’t clear enough, I don’t know what to tell you.
There may be a few reasons for her new assertion. I have started hanging out with Mirus and Andre more and more lately. They are sooo much fun. I’ve started going to church with them on Sundays too. It’s an all around good time. Yesterday was the congregations’ annual thanksgiving dinner. I didn’t know what southern cooking was before yesterday. I had collard greens, ham hocks, pan bread, corn bread, string beans and pepper, fried turkey (yes, fried, and it was good), sweet potato pie, lemon squares, mac and cheese.
The list goes on and on. I was like DAMN. Good stuff. I brought a dutch apple pie. I am the whitest girl I know. And I was the whitest girl there. They still love me.
So after church today, we all went to Woody’s Bar-B-Q. that was a trip. I was all dressed up with an entire family of like 7 black folk. Everyone musta been like, aww, what the adopted honky! It was delicious. Pastor treated me. I was excited. All you can eat chicken for 6.99 cant beat that. I didn’t even finish one plate though. They weren’t happy.
I am getting my cell phone Tuesday. This is good. I need one. What the left out girl. I am the gayest straight girl I know.
PTERODACTYL! WOOO HOOO.
Fu*k penguins. They have attitudes.
I just censored my journal.
Why? You ask.
I don’t know bi*ch I answer.
I am gonna give up cursing for lent. Its gonna be painful, but, that’s ok.
Oh, and I am never ever allowed to smoke anything ever again in my life, says Mirus. I tried explaining to him that I don’t smoke, but when I get coffee, sometimes I will have one of joe’s cloves. Hes like, “next time I see you with a cigarette in ur mouth ima stomp ur toes. U gon be like, eww, my nasssssty purple toes. I needa quit smokin’s what I needa do.” Im like, you’ve never seen me with one. Hes like, u don’t know girl, I be spying on u like whoa. I got mad peeps all over dis town keeping a eye on u. so WATCH YO’SELF!
Haaha. He’s a good influence. I like him. Shhh… don’t tell Dori, she would most definitely kick me in my face.
I like an un-kicked face if I do say so myself.
* says so herself *
yea, so, annnnnnyways. Banana. Yea, I said it. Die.