State of Grace

Sep 17, 2004 23:42

SO, Tennessee is officially the worst state ever. It took me an hour long shower to wash it off of me.
Graceland is worthless. The only fun part was skipping ahead on the audio tour so i could look at all the other tourists and be like 'did you know that this is the 'jungle room' and elvis used it to record his last record, which we will soon see hung up in the trophy room?' Then my mom told me to stop, because i was annoying.
People who go to graceland are probably one of the following:
Married to their cousin
Handicapped
Republican
Greasy
Overly cynical
Lost
When i got home from 'evacation' me and laura and marie and kathryn and ravi and michael stole bush signs and kerry signs and switched them, which only laura and i found amusing.

4 days off school and nothing has been accomplished, except if you have a question about elvis, because i bet i have the answer.
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