Just call me fingerless Joe....

Aug 26, 2004 17:41

If you happen to walk into Mr. Phillebar's class tomorrow and you notice massive blood droplets on the floor, that was me. So i have one of these mexican sodas molly and mom got in texas and I really wanted it, so i grabbed it on my way to layout. When i got there i thought i shouldnt open it with my key because that might warp it, so i was going to use the nail file feature of my pocket knife. Smell a bad idea? I accidentally used the knife feature and started levering away on the cap....
there goes my finger tip and a couple other chunks! The lady in the office says i should get stitches, but i'm too afraid of them, so screw that. Plus theyre expensive. I bled on all the GED students at layout. I guess thats what they get for being failures!!!

Phrase of the day: what did you learn from this?
my most common response: That i still want my soda and blood makes me throw up.
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