PO PO! SCATTA!

Jul 12, 2004 16:34

I have been in Austin Texas for UT orientation for a week. The trip started on an up note, to say the least. I 0spent the night at Kathryn's a few days before I left. Her parents were in Brazil. So. seeing as we had the house to ourselves, we did what any self respecting teenager would do.....no, wait, all we did was watch Pete's dragon. The next morning, I am in Kathryn's shower, which you may not know, but I adore. Sampling other people's toiletries is so much fun. I had just washed out the second round of shampoo, and put in the conditioner to let it sit, and then i saw IT. This bright orange bottle with oranges on it. Orange is a very attractive color, so I smelled it. This Body Shop tangerine shower scrub smelled like God's breath after eating the most succulent tangerine ever cultivated. I knew that it was probably Rachel's and it was probably expensive, but I was like 'I'm gonna use a tiny bit' and then I hear all this thumping, like Kathryn is running up the stairs with a toboggan trailing behind. So I'm like "oh god! It's the body scrub! she must have smelled it from down stairs! hide the evidence!" so i start scrubbing like hell and kathryn throws open the shower curtain, and i look guilty as fuck, like I'm washing with their fine wine. And she's like 'the police think we lit Mrs. Sabin's car on fire!'
THAT"S RIGHT- apparently the police thought kathryn and I set Mrs. Sabin's car on fire the night before. Needless to say we did not. And I bought myself some of the shower scrub.

Then the next day I got home from work and Matt-the-winner, my stepbrother staged a break in to our apartment. Way to go! You know what's cool to do when you forget your key? Kick down the door! OH NO! wait, it's not cool, it's the lazy-ass-bitch-motherfucker thing to do!

Sigh
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