Hold me back
I love when you figure out that where you are is so much better than where you were. My weeks are just eventful enough to warrant a good summer, but they are still relaxing. Hanging out by the pool with people, for example. Social, and good for the soul. Something else therapeutic? Writing open letters to inanimate persons or associations that have little chance of responding (oh, mcsweenys!)
Dear Local Newspaper movie reviewers,
Please, stop reviewing bad movies, Local Newspaper movie reviewers. I have an inkling that those who wish to go see 'Air Bud 2' are not the type to look up its review in the newspaper. Also, can we be a little more clear? I don't know what three-and-a-half pictures of your head means. Is it good to have your heads? Or bad? Maybe it's like basketball. The more points you have, the better off you are. Or is it like Golf??
Otherwise, you are doing a terrific job, Local Newspaper movie reviewers,
Margee Green
Dear People who say "why is there braille on drive-through ATM machines?",
It is because those machines are all manufactured so that they could be walk up, or drive up. While we are on the subject, ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine. Therefore, please don't add another 'machine' to the end. Then it means Automated Teller Machine Machine.
Tactfully yours,
Margee Green
Dear Local Newspaper movie reviewers,
Please, stop reviewing bad movies, Local Newspaper movie reviewers. I have an inkling that those who wish to go see 'Air Bud 2' are not the type to look up its review in the newspaper. Also, can we be a little more clear? I don't know what three-and-a-half pictures of your head means. Is it good to have your heads? Or bad? Maybe it's like basketball. The more points you have, the better off you are. Or is it like Golf??
Otherwise, you are doing a terrific job, Local Newspaper movie reviewers,
Margee Green
Dear People who say "why is there braille on drive-through ATM machines?",
It is because those machines are all manufactured so that they could be walk up, or drive up. While we are on the subject, ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine. Therefore, please don't add another 'machine' to the end. Then it means Automated Teller Machine Machine.
Tactfully yours,
Margee Green