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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I helped xrylon hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I gave museclione a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I helped dhereztrez see the light (8 points). Last Thursday I set mianah's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I donated bone marrow to toshiyamizukori in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (59 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
gwahir