Of my limited options, this was probably the worst

[gvambat]

I got a papercut from a cardboard box. Which hurt and was bleeding a bit, and I was rather lazy and didn't want to keep holding the kleenex on it...

So I put gum on it. 'Cause the gum was getting tasteless...and, well, it made sense at the time...

Rather predictably, it has now become sticky. And is protesting my attempts to remove it.

Hrm...advice?