I kicked a spoon because I was drunk.

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Pick the month you were born in:

January----I kicked
Febuary----I loved
March------I played with
April------I did the macarena with
May--------I danced with
June-------I murdered
July-------I had sex with
August-----I slapped
September--I choked on
October----I tripped over
November---I yelled at
December---I kissed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------Chuck Norris
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------a bitch
12------a banana
13------a homeless guy
14------a merman
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------myself
20------a football player
21------a ninja
22------a fireman
23------a BITCH
24------a squirrel
25------a baseball bat
26------my sister
27------a cd
28------my science teacher
29------a permanent marker
30------my cell phone
31------An iPod

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy
Green-------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because that's how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because I had To Take A Nasty Shit.
none--------Because I can't control myself

Now, comment with the phrases together to create a sentence and post your result