HAPPY HANS DAY!!!
This year has been a crazy one
With floods at home and abroad.
And we have found FEMA’s response time is nothing to applaud.
A few folks were taken from us
Like Carson, Pryor and Mitch.
Why couldn’t we just lose Tom Cruise?
That crazy couch-jumping bitch.
This year, Brittney had her baby.
Will she ever be thin again?
Or better yet, Will she let
Michael Jackson near the playpen.
Well, amidst all the insanity
that this year has brought us
Remember all the teachings
The Hans Day Fairy has taught us.
Put you shoes on your window sill
And have something nice to say.
The Hans Day Fairy is coming
So have a HAPPY HANS DAY!!