Well, Corky, I finally answered them.
The Rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, Interview me.
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your LJ.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
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1. You have to become a permanent cliché. Which one?
I would be the dirty old man that says inappropriate things at girls.
2. You have complete control over one of your housemates. Who is it? And what will you make him do in the next 24 hours?
Well he’s not exactly a roommate, but he practically lives here. Anthony.
I’d make him shave his head. Then I’d force him to change his political party. Next, I’d have him sign up for improv lessons. I’d have him move everything around in his room. Force him to sit through all 3 Lord of the Rings movies. Then comes the swearing fest!
3. What location do you end up spending the most time daydreaming?
Driving. I guess that’s bad. There and lying in bed. Oh, let’s not forget in class, when the teacher’s call on me & I panic & try to remember the last words they said while I was paying attention. Come to think of it, if someone isn’t specifically talking to me, there’s a 75-80% chance I’m daydreaming.
4. What movie most resembles your life?
Joe Dirt. Cluelessly drifting through an eventful life. Except I’d never eat off a big piece of space dung.
5. What philosophy/religion/morale do you follow?
I’m a big fan of J.S Mills and Utilitarianism, that is, what is right is what creates the most happiness for the greatest number of people. I also like Some of Kant’s theories. Like what is right is what can be universalized. And always treat people as the end itself, never merely a means to an end. I am still a Christian and try to follow the golden rule: do unto others what you want them to do to you. I have my own theories of existence I’ll have to tell you about sometime, too. (too long for here)
(I get a bonus one because I've known you for a *$)# decade)
6. Scat porn or where-you-see-feet-crushing-inanimate-objects porn?
Now that depends on whether you mean feet that crush inanimate objects or inanimate objects that crush feet. Cause the 2nd sounds fun . Hell, throw some crap in there & we got a picnic!!