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[guynamedjuly]

tinaslethal: im going to a party w/my hott sexiness
Mattayaaa: k
Mattayaaa: im going to party with my hands
Mattayaaa: and my penis
Mattayaaa: and thinking of you
tinaslethal: go jerk off thinking of ur gf
Mattayaaa: why
tinaslethal: b/c i said so
Mattayaaa: like i would listen to you
Mattayaaa: you should know im going to do it for real now
Mattayaaa: beforei was jsut kidding
Mattayaaa: now i have to do it to spite you
tinaslethal: *gasp*
tinaslethal: that's just... not right!
Mattayaaa: sorry if im a little slow typing