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FIRSTS

First job:
Big Y; Store:11. I quickly rose the ranks of the front end deparment only to leave the job for a far better one... suckers.

First screen name: I forget. There have been too many, really.

First funeral: That would be my grandfather.

First pet: Buffy, the sheep dog.

First piercing/tattoo: My ears; thank you Ryan.

First credit card: Discover.

First Kiss: We watched a couple classic movies and I got a reward for my perseverance.

First one that mattered: That same one. The only one that mattered.

First true love: My only love.

First enemy: Jeff Hamm. I can't really explain it in a way that you'd all read... He was just my enemy for as lone as I could remember as a kid.

First big trip: 1985: Disney World.

First concert: First real concert was NKOTB at Lake Compoundce.

First musician you remember hearing in your house: I'm not sure about this one.

LASTS

Last car ride: Home from work.

Last kiss: The only girl that matters. Ms. D.F. ... I don't want to call her out!

Last library book checked out: No idea. My library doesn't ever have what I want to read.

Last movie watched: Dead Or Alive 2

Last beverage drank: Diet Coke & lime + Bacardi

Last food consumed: Chicken... that's it. just chicken.

Last phone call: John Slab

Last time showered: Yesterday morning

Last CD played: Whiskey & Co. / Whiskey & Co.

Last annoyance: The motherfucking eye doctors'!

Last soda drank: what? you mean without liquor?

Last ice cream eaten: I don't eat ice cream.

Last time scolded: I don't make mistakes.

Last shirt worn: J. Crew dress shirt.

Last website visited: www.fark.com

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