the other day
Well, I guess this is my first real entry. So yeah, the other day I was out walking around, doing my usual thing, looking for some small mammal or maybe some berries and I come to a road. I start to cross it and this guy in a truck comes flying around the corner. The bastard almost hit me; let me tell you, I was ripshit. I did get his license plate, and when I got back to my den, I got on my computer and found out where the bitch lived. I wasn’t about to let this cumguzzler get away with this, he’s gonna fucking respect mother nature. The next night I walked the 10 miles to where the fucker lived. I found the house and there in the driveway was his truck. The first thing I did was to tear the side mirrors off the truck. Then I climbed in the back and took a shit on the bed. I noticed that the jerk had some trashcans by the house. I figured this would really scare the hell out of the guy if he noticed. I lumbered over to the can and knocked it over. JACK POT! There were a few half eaten hot dogs in there, some bread, and a bunch of other little goodies. Oh god, were these good. I was in heaven! I love idiots who throw out food like that… well I after I finished eating, I got up to leave, but before I did, I defecated again the guy’s doorstep hahaha. Bet you wish you could just take a shit on some guy’s doorstep and not get in trouble for it. Well I’m gonna go to bed, maybe I’ll go fishing in the morning.