Fuck School
Well, today I decided to try to go to school. Most kids would tell me this was a bad idea because school sucks, but I thought maybe if I went to school I’d be accepted into the human culture. BOY was I wrong! So I lumber up to the school and push the doors open, no one was around because I was late, yeah on my first day! I get into the lobby and sit down, thinking where should I go. There were a few people walking around and when they saw me, they just turned and ran. It was funny but kind of confusing. Soon I see all these kids just running out of the doors the other way. I decided that I should just go into one of the classrooms. I try to sit in one of the seats, but it gets stuck on my leg. I flipped out trying to get it off! Serious I must have taken out like half of the other desks. There was a bunch of crap on the board like Huck Fin was gay and had anal sex with Jim; I mean what the fuck is that about? Anyways, I sat there for a little while waiting for a teacher to come in, then this guy came in with a gun. The next thing I know, I’ve got a sharp pain in my ass and everything is black… I woke up some undeterminable hours later in the middle of the woods, dazed and confused. All I could think was what the fuck just happened? It took me like 10 hours to get back to my den because I was so fucking out of it and had no idea where I had been brought. Bastards, I would have left if they had asked, I might have mauled a few on the way, but I would have left. Well that’s pretty much it for my adventure with schools. My conclusion about schools, they suck, get away if you can. Come to think of it they're lucky i didn't sue for discrimination.... bitches