Superbowl Party this weekend!
Just kidding. I don't even have cable. So if you come to my party you won't be able to see the game, or the commercials. But there will be lots of people there socializing and eating and drinking, so you can just pretend people are watching the game in the other room. There will even be a bonfire in the backyard and you can bring a football and burn it or something. Some people might be wearing helmets. I think Osama Bin Laden may be in Detroit this weekend so it will be good to be 17 miles away from downtown and upwind.