I'm the only person on my side of the shop today.
I. am so. bored.
I want to fry things already!
I need to bathe when I get home.
I don't think I've showered since Monday.
I don't THINK I stink though.
My sweat smells great.
I've been told this.
It's weird.
They should bottle my essence.
And sprinkle it on burgers.
Veggie burgers, mind you.
Because I'm vegetarian for a month and a half.
It's for lent.
Ya know, catholicism and whatever.
It's for J-Baby.
I'm also fasting on Fridays.
So, if nothing else, I'm gonna be super skinnier.
Somewhere between Edward Norton and Bruce Lee.
Bruce Norton.
So this is pretty sweet.
I can type on this thing all day and no one will ever know.
Thank you, empty shop.
Speaking of which, I need to remember to order supplies before 3:00 today.
What did I need?...
Fuck... what was it...
OH.
Cyan and Magenta cartridges.
Fantastic.
I want some pepperjack cheese and crackers.
Damn, girl.
I need that.
Bad.
I accidentally ate some monkey bread this morning.
Whoops.
My bad, J.C.
You still my dog, right?
AHH!!!
Deep fried stuff!!!
I can't wait to do that tomorrow!!!
Travix is having a "Fryday on Saturday" party tomorrow.
That's what I called it.
Sup, FB events?
Must work.
Getting a new bass on Monday afternoon.
As well as taking a math test right before.
FUCK!
Trig.
It's cool, I got all weekend for that shit.
Easssssssy peasy.
OH GOD!!! FRIED FOOD AND A NEW BASS AND A MATH TEST AND MORE MATH!!!!!!!
My brain and body are confused right now.
It's like my mind's tellin' me no.
But my body...
my body's tellin' me yehhhhesssss.
I don't wanna hurt nobody...
but there's something I must confeeesssssaaaeeeeaaaahhhhaaaaeeyyessssssss.
I don't see nothin' wrong
with a little bump and grind.
PROBLEMS, SON!!!!!
OUT!!LKJ!
That's it, son.
So.
Fucking.
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1