Lameeeee.

Mar 05, 2010 13:52

I'm the only person on my side of the shop today.

I. am so. bored.

I want to fry things already!

I need to bathe when I get home.

I don't think I've showered since Monday.

I don't THINK I stink though.

My sweat smells great.

I've been told this.

It's weird.

They should bottle my essence.

And sprinkle it on burgers.

Veggie burgers, mind you.

Because I'm vegetarian for a month and a half.

It's for lent.

Ya know, catholicism and whatever.

It's for J-Baby.

I'm also fasting on Fridays.

So, if nothing else, I'm gonna be super skinnier.

Somewhere between Edward Norton and Bruce Lee.

Bruce Norton.

So this is pretty sweet.

I can type on this thing all day and no one will ever know.

Thank you, empty shop.

Speaking of which, I need to remember to order supplies before 3:00 today.

What did I need?...

Fuck... what was it...

OH.

Cyan and Magenta cartridges.

Fantastic.

I want some pepperjack cheese and crackers.

Damn, girl.

I need that.

Bad.

I accidentally ate some monkey bread this morning.

Whoops.

My bad, J.C.

You still my dog, right?

AHH!!!

Deep fried stuff!!!

I can't wait to do that tomorrow!!!

Travix is having a "Fryday on Saturday" party tomorrow.

That's what I called it.

Sup, FB events?

Must work.

Getting a new bass on Monday afternoon.

As well as taking a math test right before.

FUCK!

Trig.

It's cool, I got all weekend for that shit.

Easssssssy peasy.

OH GOD!!! FRIED FOOD AND A NEW BASS AND A MATH TEST AND MORE MATH!!!!!!!

My brain and body are confused right now.

It's like my mind's tellin' me no.

But my body...

my body's tellin' me yehhhhesssss.

I don't wanna hurt nobody...

but there's something I must confeeesssssaaaeeeeaaaahhhhaaaaeeyyessssssss.

I don't see nothin' wrong

with a little bump and grind.

PROBLEMS, SON!!!!!

OUT!!LKJ!



That's it, son.

So.

Fucking.

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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