Second Report - Team Vesperia and Childhood Yuri

[guy_in_armor]

Attention Team Vesperia. I've been doing some research into what football is, and I've discovered that it's not too different from a game Yuri and I used to play in the Lower Quarter. I've taken the liberty to come up with a few strategies we could use. Yuri, I recommend wearing some sort protection. Most of these plays focus heavily on you.

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[upyourscolonel]

Yuri is a total chick.

[guy_in_armor]

Don't let him catch you saying that!

[upyourscolonel]

Oh? Let me try that again, then.

[curry_thief]

Was.

I was a total chick.

[upyourscolonel]

You're still pretty like a lady.

[curry_thief]

Am not.

[upyourscolonel]

Are too.

[curry_thief]

Pretty boy.

[upyourscolonel]

This face is about all I've got going for me. I should take advantage of it more often.

[curry_thief]

What, gonna be a player?

[upyourscolonel]

Nah, I couldn't pull that off. I can use my adorable looks to get old ladies to make me pies.

Never works on Granny, though.

[curry_thief]

Now you're thinking.

[upyourscolonel]

I'm getting the hang of it.

One time I had to 'adorable' my way into some top secret military documents.