Second Report - Team Vesperia and Childhood Yuri

[guy_in_armor]

Attention Team Vesperia. I've been doing some research into what football is, and I've discovered that it's not too different from a game Yuri and I used to play in the Lower Quarter. I've taken the liberty to come up with a few strategies we could use. Yuri, I recommend wearing some sort protection. Most of these plays focus heavily on you.

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[automailmaker]

He was so pretty.

[guy_in_armor]

Wasn't he? You wouldn't believe how many guys would ask him out.

[automailmaker]

Probably more than I ever got. Heck, he's still pretty.

[guy_in_armor]

Well, I'm sure you got your fair share.

Actually, I think Yuri still gets his fair share too.

[curry_thief]

You shut up.

[guy_in_armor]

I knew it.

[curry_thief]

You'd think the shirt was an indication, but noooo... Men are seeing invisible cleavage.

[guy_in_armor]

Or you could just be particularly flat-chested.

[curry_thief]

Shut Flynn.

[guy_in_armor]

Well, who knows? Maybe there are some men out there who prefer a little mystery in their dates?

[curry_thief]

[guy_in_armor]

[curry_thief]

Oh I could push you into a fountain right now.

[guy_in_armor]

And I'd just take you with me.

[curry_thief]

Not if I threw a rock.

[guy_in_armor]

What makes you think I couldn't dodge it?