Fourth Report - I Refuse to Bring Yuri Shopping With Me From This Point Onward

[guy_in_armor]

Never again, Yuri.  Although your help was appreciated, I did not enjoy being thrown out of that one store because you insisted on bringing all of the clothes in while I was changing

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[curry_thief]

Your pristine reputation could take a hit or nine.

[guy_in_armor]

"Young Commandant and Female Companion Get Thrown Out of Store For Entering a Changing Room Together" does not make for any kind of a good headline.

[curry_thief]

The readers would die of shock.

"Flynn has a dick!? My goodness!"

[guy_in_armor]

Yuri.

[curry_thief]

Flynn.

[guy_in_armor]

You could have saved us a lot of trouble and shame by just correcting them.

[curry_thief]

Now how fun would that be?

[guy_in_armor]

It wasn't fun at all.

[curry_thief]

Whom do you speak of? I myself was feeling quite perky at the end of the day.

[guy_in_armor]

Because you almost got us arrested.

[curry_thief]

Yes actually. Breaking the law always gives me these wonderful shivers.

[guy_in_armor]

What do you think it would have felt for me to be escorted away by my own men?

[curry_thief]

Well if I were you I'd be proud that the knights finally got the balls to stand up to their leader.

[guy_in_armor]

That's not the point.

[curry_thief]

You have to admit it would be funny.

[guy_in_armor]

To you.