Third Report - Why Yuri Fails at April Fool's
So, I'm sure a number of you might have guessed this, but Yuri hasn't actually been lying about his gender this entire time. He's definitely a man. But it appears his little joke has backfired.
Judith seems to have gotten to him before anyone else could, and since Yuri was so damn adamant about being a woman...well, I suppose I just couldn't help myself but take this lovely young "lady" out to a nice café. I'll bite the bullet for this one, it's not like Yuri went around saying he was my "girlfriend" for the better part of our adolescent life. But I just had to show him off this time around. The best part of the evening came when a man pinched his bottom. Yuri, I really wish you could have seen your own face.
And this, Ladies and Gentlemen of Brawl, is why Yuri fails at April Fool's Day.
Oh, and for the record, a skirt that short would usually show a man's boxers. Feel free to draw your own assumptions on this one.
Judith seems to have gotten to him before anyone else could, and since Yuri was so damn adamant about being a woman...well, I suppose I just couldn't help myself but take this lovely young "lady" out to a nice café. I'll bite the bullet for this one, it's not like Yuri went around saying he was my "girlfriend" for the better part of our adolescent life. But I just had to show him off this time around. The best part of the evening came when a man pinched his bottom. Yuri, I really wish you could have seen your own face.
And this, Ladies and Gentlemen of Brawl, is why Yuri fails at April Fool's Day.
Oh, and for the record, a skirt that short would usually show a man's boxers. Feel free to draw your own assumptions on this one.