Honestly, wouldn't you want one even if you were nice?

[gutzon]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I put money in Leon's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I helped Jill hide a body (-173 points). In September I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, Brendan (-5000 points). Last Monday I broke Alex's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5179 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
gutzon

I can't decide if the best part is I did absolutely nothing that qualified as good, or that I committed genocide on Brendan.