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[gutwrenchinggor]

Q. So i was fucking this girl right, when her mom comes in. The girl i was fucking naturally jumps up, but she trips and hits her head on the bedside table. and then i jizz in her mothers eye. She freaks out, and seeing as she is blind, she runs into the wall. So i'm standing there, naked, with a dead girl and her mother with jizz in her eye. My question is this. Does it get any better than that?

United States

A. Only if her dad came in a had a heart attack or something! Man, I would fucken DIE of laughter if that happened to me!

Sweden