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i am witty:
Religion is stupid, people are stupid, therefore, i shall lead
I have come to realize that i am the messiah, the savior(cept i won't die, like that quitter), the prophet, whatever you choose to call me. My religion is RealyBoredianity , all it requires is that you worship me, and teh praises of god will shine upon your head. To read an excerpt from the HOLY SENTENCE OF BOREDIANITY,
"AND"
Surely you see the power of my faith now? and thus, you wish to join.
oh, and i had a dream last night that i was in a toaster, so i decided to get my Good Freind Octopussy to come and hang out in it, and we start to kiss because we are freinds with benefits, but the toaster goes down and starts to heat up. I sacrifice myself for octopussy to get out, by letting her stand on my shoulders. But then i have a brilliant idea, and throw my expanding uber retainer against the wall, making it melt, but expand to 300x its origanal size(5 year warranty included), and i step on that, and make my escape. but unfortunately, the giant man shaped fly that was cooking us, spits acid on me, so that i die, but when my soul reaches heaven they say "sry, you can't come in here" so i ask why "cause only really bad people, old and/or decrepid ppl, and young children can come here." he explained that Reaaly bad ppl came here cause in heaven you can not do bad things. Children came here cause hell is much too hot for there bodies. And Finally Old people came there because old people hate parties. "Parties?" And Saint Nick, he just said to me "In hell you can do anything, so most people choose to go there" "its a choice?" yah, no matter how bad you are, and no matter how good you are, you choose where you go... unfortunately for us, we're a bunch of stuck up old white bigots, so all we get are the reaally old republicans. So i went to hell, partied for eternity, and eventually Octopussy came to hell, and we lived happily ever after, in hell.
i am witty:
Religion is stupid, people are stupid, therefore, i shall lead
I have come to realize that i am the messiah, the savior(cept i won't die, like that quitter), the prophet, whatever you choose to call me. My religion is RealyBoredianity , all it requires is that you worship me, and teh praises of god will shine upon your head. To read an excerpt from the HOLY SENTENCE OF BOREDIANITY,
"AND"
Surely you see the power of my faith now? and thus, you wish to join.
oh, and i had a dream last night that i was in a toaster, so i decided to get my Good Freind Octopussy to come and hang out in it, and we start to kiss because we are freinds with benefits, but the toaster goes down and starts to heat up. I sacrifice myself for octopussy to get out, by letting her stand on my shoulders. But then i have a brilliant idea, and throw my expanding uber retainer against the wall, making it melt, but expand to 300x its origanal size(5 year warranty included), and i step on that, and make my escape. but unfortunately, the giant man shaped fly that was cooking us, spits acid on me, so that i die, but when my soul reaches heaven they say "sry, you can't come in here" so i ask why "cause only really bad people, old and/or decrepid ppl, and young children can come here." he explained that Reaaly bad ppl came here cause in heaven you can not do bad things. Children came here cause hell is much too hot for there bodies. And Finally Old people came there because old people hate parties. "Parties?" And Saint Nick, he just said to me "In hell you can do anything, so most people choose to go there" "its a choice?" yah, no matter how bad you are, and no matter how good you are, you choose where you go... unfortunately for us, we're a bunch of stuck up old white bigots, so all we get are the reaally old republicans. So i went to hell, partied for eternity, and eventually Octopussy came to hell, and we lived happily ever after, in hell.