WEEDS 403 - The whole blah damn thing.
Weeds 403 - The Whole Blah Damn Thing.
Andy- “Plus, it’s like bunking with Darth Vader [Andy makes Darth Vader breathing noises]
Nancy- “Happiness is an empty bladder.”
Nancy- “I get it now. North South, J-Crew, small bills, beta blockers.”
Silas- “You wanna kill Bubbie.”
Andy- “NO. Well yes, but NO. I mean yes, and also no, mostly yes. Like an incredibly humane, merciful, dignified yes. Up here, in the foreground. With this deeply-felt sorrowful tinged with regret and guilt about the big fat yes, no back there a ways.”
Andy- “Just blah blah blah. You hope for blah, and sometimes you find it, but mostly it’s blah, and waiting for blah. And hoping you were right about the blahs you made. And then, just when you think you’ve got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and you’re surrounded by the ones you blah, death shows up and blah, blah blah.”
Shane- “That was good.”
Andy- “I have my moments.”
Illegal- "Chinga tu madre."
Nancy- “What? What does that mean?”
Illegal- “That means you hit a fucking pothole.”
Illegal- “You will please that me out now?”
Nancy- “Noooo. I want to but you’re a criminal of some-sort, and we’re alone. I’m sorry. ‘Cause I’m sure you’re quite possibly a very nice Mexican man who love his mother, but you might also want to make a hat out of my kidney. So, we’ll get you out soon. Soon-ish.”
Andy- “Bubbie did say that bringing ‘Not-Francie’ into the family would kill her.”
Nancy- “I need to go kill my dead husbands grandmother, now.”
Guillermo- “Been there.”
Nancy- “And, please don’t be mad at me. [flicks power switch] Was that it?”
Silas- “No.”
Nancy- “That one?”
Lenny- “That’s the kitchen.”
Nancy- “How ‘bout now?”
Andy- “Getting warmer.”
Nancy- [flicks another power switch]
Andy- “That’s it.” [awkward silence]
[Bubbie keeps breathing]
Shane- “She’s still breathing.”
[silence] Nancy- “Shane, get mommy a pillow.”
--THE END--