Oi.
xero_sky says she may finally be bad at this whole LJ thing, but I think I'm worse. I mean, it's been almost a year since my last post. Oi. I mean, I haven't exactly been a chat-a-holic over here, never had a bustling business here, but geez.
So, I thought I'd toss up a little howdy-hi along with a few of my favorite fun facts. Not just the generic facts that could apply to any of The Great Men, but the FUNNY ones. The accurate ones. Here goes.
Mr. T invented the IQ testing system so he could more accurately pity fools.
They named a street in Las Vegas after Jack Bauer, but they had to change the name back after 48 hours when they realized that everyone who crossed the street dropped dead. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Chuck Norris must maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
OR:
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law" and "Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
And my absolute favorite:
Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood.
Heheh. Yeah, I may well go to Hell for that last one, but some things are just worth it. Ha!
So, I thought I'd toss up a little howdy-hi along with a few of my favorite fun facts. Not just the generic facts that could apply to any of The Great Men, but the FUNNY ones. The accurate ones. Here goes.
Mr. T invented the IQ testing system so he could more accurately pity fools.
They named a street in Las Vegas after Jack Bauer, but they had to change the name back after 48 hours when they realized that everyone who crossed the street dropped dead. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Chuck Norris must maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
OR:
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law" and "Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
And my absolute favorite:
Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood.
Heheh. Yeah, I may well go to Hell for that last one, but some things are just worth it. Ha!