rant that covers no new ground
Here's something I think about way too much, instead, of, you know, real problems: Girls. I mean, duh, right?
So on one hand, part of me wants a girlfriend. You know, a super-sexy partner in crime, who's awesome and funny and has the same interests and can tolerate to be in a room with me for more than 30 seconds without eating a bullet. Oh, and who can touch without visibly shuddering in revulsion. That'd be pretty sweet.
But then on the other hand, I like the idea of having total freedom to do whatever I want. I don't have to meet anyone's stupid friends or pretend I like stupid music or have to watch bad tv shows/movies. I can stay up all night playing WoW or whatever without getting lectured at.
More things to consider: I'm a loud, vulgar, abrasive person. I say lots of things that hurt peoples feelings, or offends them, or pisses them off, or whatever. So, when I meet a new girl (which pretty much never happens anyway, but for the sake of my argument, hear me out) I have to censor myself. This does two things: Bores the fuck out of the girl and/or, more importantly, bores the fuck out of me. But then if I don't censor myself, the girl is taken aback, rolls her eyes, and then goes and dates a football player or whoever. Which is some bullshit catch-22. So I guess the thing to do is to find some sort of happy medium. To that I retort: Fuck that, I'm not changing for anyone. To which you retort: Then die alone, you fat fuck. To which I respond: Ouch.
Ok, I just wanted to rant for a bit. Time for sleep.
So on one hand, part of me wants a girlfriend. You know, a super-sexy partner in crime, who's awesome and funny and has the same interests and can tolerate to be in a room with me for more than 30 seconds without eating a bullet. Oh, and who can touch without visibly shuddering in revulsion. That'd be pretty sweet.
But then on the other hand, I like the idea of having total freedom to do whatever I want. I don't have to meet anyone's stupid friends or pretend I like stupid music or have to watch bad tv shows/movies. I can stay up all night playing WoW or whatever without getting lectured at.
More things to consider: I'm a loud, vulgar, abrasive person. I say lots of things that hurt peoples feelings, or offends them, or pisses them off, or whatever. So, when I meet a new girl (which pretty much never happens anyway, but for the sake of my argument, hear me out) I have to censor myself. This does two things: Bores the fuck out of the girl and/or, more importantly, bores the fuck out of me. But then if I don't censor myself, the girl is taken aback, rolls her eyes, and then goes and dates a football player or whoever. Which is some bullshit catch-22. So I guess the thing to do is to find some sort of happy medium. To that I retort: Fuck that, I'm not changing for anyone. To which you retort: Then die alone, you fat fuck. To which I respond: Ouch.
Ok, I just wanted to rant for a bit. Time for sleep.