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Mar 16, 2010 23:43

I guess I'll have to [re]evaluate which of the Zombieland rules apply here, on the Barge, but certain rules are just universal. And after much deliberation (and re-deliberation), I bring you Rule #33: Never leave a man behind. Or lady. As long as they haven't been zombified. Though at one point I was very much about the Every-man-for-himself ( Read more... )

[#] 32: enjoy the little things, [*] written, [+] wichita: wichita_kansas, [^] ocd rules all, [#] 23: god bless rednecks, [#] 33: never leave anyone behind, [+] tallahassee: hates_coconut, [#] 6: travel in a group, [^] rules are important

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major_west March 17 2010, 04:08:49 UTC
So. You've experienced the infection, too.

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gutsofaguppy March 17 2010, 04:18:32 UTC
Uh.. yeah. I have. You have?

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major_west March 17 2010, 04:19:52 UTC
I have. We didn't have quite so many rules, however.

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gutsofaguppy March 17 2010, 04:21:21 UTC
Rules kept me alive.

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major_west March 17 2010, 04:23:46 UTC
Whereas my men and I all perished. Perhaps your rules have some merit.

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gutsofaguppy March 17 2010, 04:26:38 UTC
I'm sorry to hear that. You're an inmate then?

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major_west March 17 2010, 04:31:31 UTC
What brought you to that conclusion?

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gutsofaguppy March 17 2010, 04:33:27 UTC
You said you died..

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major_west March 17 2010, 04:35:18 UTC
And some of the wardens are dead, too.

But I am an inmate, yes.

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gutsofaguppy March 17 2010, 04:36:20 UTC
Oh, I didn't know.

I just- you fought the undead. You helped people, right? Why are you an inmate?

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major_west March 17 2010, 04:39:39 UTC
Because survival is messy business.

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gutsofaguppy March 17 2010, 04:43:49 UTC
..Yeah, it is.

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