1st Struggle

Feb 25, 2010 17:38

[A large man suddenly finds himself seated by the Memorial Stone and is clearly confused as to how he got there]

Wha-- hey, what the hell?! Where is this place? This isn't where I...

...

....huuuuh. Wait a minute. My head's all...shit, what a headache...

[He goes to get to his feet and looks around, squinting painfully through one eye]

Man. I haven't felt this bad since...huuuh. I can't remember. I can't remember anything.

[He frowns cycloptically down at himself]

What's with all this weaponry? Knives, daggers - I guess this's supposed to be a sword - wha-- are these bombs?! Am I a walking armoury or some shit? And my arm...

[He holds up his iron left arm, peering at it suspiciously before pulling at a string on the base--]

Wonder what this does-- WHOA!

[--and a fiery explosion blasts forth; he stares in its wake and then back at his prosthesis]

Hmm. That's kinda interesting. Kickback's a bitch, though...hope nobody was in the way of that thing.

this isn't where i parked my car, the hero arrives!, long history of fml, where am i

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