Feb 25, 2010 17:38
[A large man suddenly finds himself seated by the Memorial Stone and is clearly confused as to how he got there]
Wha-- hey, what the hell?! Where is this place? This isn't where I...
...
....huuuuh. Wait a minute. My head's all...shit, what a headache...
[He goes to get to his feet and looks around, squinting painfully through one eye]
Man. I haven't felt this bad since...huuuh. I can't remember. I can't remember anything.
[He frowns cycloptically down at himself]
What's with all this weaponry? Knives, daggers - I guess this's supposed to be a sword - wha-- are these bombs?! Am I a walking armoury or some shit? And my arm...
[He holds up his iron left arm, peering at it suspiciously before pulling at a string on the base--]
Wonder what this does-- WHOA!
[--and a fiery explosion blasts forth; he stares in its wake and then back at his prosthesis]
Hmm. That's kinda interesting. Kickback's a bitch, though...hope nobody was in the way of that thing.
this isn't where i parked my car,
the hero arrives!,
long history of fml,
where am i