Yep, definitely not idiots

[gustufson]

I have started checking out the Discovery channel more and more because I enjoy the shows Mythbusters and How It's Made.  I have noticed they have a lot of shows like Man Vs. Wild and Survivorman.  I think it no coincidence that there is no survivorwoman or woman vs. wild.  You know why?  Because women aren't idiots.  We get it.  We get that we would probably die if we decide to cross the arctic tundra.  We get it's hard to stay alive in the Sahara.  That's why we don't try.  We like our bottled water, toilets and comforters because, durr, we're not idiots.  We appreciate the fact the fish comes already caught and that people already took care of this "I'm going to defy the world" attitude back in the day circa exploration times.  Get it through your big dumb heads men and get a clue!

When I was flipping through, the man vs. wild show was on and he was talking about how hard it was to find water to drink and how he was down to his last drops.  I made the suggestion he just ask the camera crew that was watching him shake scorpions out of his clothing.  I bet they have some.  As well as pop-tarts, doritos and other food they don't have to catch with their bare hands.  I've always felt so bad for the camera crews that get dragged along for the ride on some of these freak things like Exploration Borneo and Real World Denver.  What a cluster fuck following those people must be.

Anyway, I think I'm good here.