this is reprinted from natalie's lj, because i laughed till i cried till i was in pain.
it took a few minutes to get the joke. but once i did... omg. it was over.
you are the fattest girl i have ever seen. do you know what i'm saying?
today vincent and i went to ralph's discount, where we purchased four different flavors of sinfully delicious dessert tablets, the candy of the future that claims to have all the taste of our favorite desserts without any of the calories or fat. one pack contains 6 tablets (slightly more than two servings) and costs just 25 cents. we went to sit in city hall park to sample this fine product.
i had expected the sinfully delicious dessert tablets to be like rock candy, but upon opening a packet of southern peach cobbler, i saw that they were powdery and looked like sweet tarts. the intense smell of the candy practically burned my nose. eating a southern peach cobbler tablet was like having a mouth full of peach drink mix and sweet'n'low. here are descriptions of the other three flavors that we tried:
key lime pie: green. tastes like lysol and sweet'n'low
chocolate peanuts/caramel (bootleg snickers): brown, smells like peanuts and plastic. tastes like peanuts and sweet'n'low
orange dreamsicle: orange. tastes like orange lysol and sweet'n'low
then we noticed that this was written on all the packets:
WARNING: EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT.
and that was when we stopped eating them. i kind of wanted to throw up. check out their site (linked above). it is really modern and has cool techno music. make sure you visit each part of the site, they all have different music. my favorite music is at the "about sinfully delicious" page.
today in school i got my prom guide. a particularly useful article in the prom guide was "7 Ways to Ask a Date to Your Prom". my favorite (i think it was everyone else's favorite too) was approach number 5.
approach no. 5: "The Hip-Hop Head"
"Check it, know whud-um sayin', you're like the phattest senior in our class, know whud-um sayin? The prom is gonna be off the hizzle, fo' shizzle. And, like it would be mad cool to hand out with you on prom night. You feelin' me? We could sport matching gear. It would be off the hook. Know whud-um sayin?"
i actually really don't want to go to prom. we'll see, though. maybe i'll find a fly ass honey in time.
Now re-read the title of her entry.
you are the fattest girl i have ever seen. do you know what i'm saying?
today vincent and i went to ralph's discount, where we purchased four different flavors of sinfully delicious dessert tablets, the candy of the future that claims to have all the taste of our favorite desserts without any of the calories or fat. one pack contains 6 tablets (slightly more than two servings) and costs just 25 cents. we went to sit in city hall park to sample this fine product.
i had expected the sinfully delicious dessert tablets to be like rock candy, but upon opening a packet of southern peach cobbler, i saw that they were powdery and looked like sweet tarts. the intense smell of the candy practically burned my nose. eating a southern peach cobbler tablet was like having a mouth full of peach drink mix and sweet'n'low. here are descriptions of the other three flavors that we tried:
key lime pie: green. tastes like lysol and sweet'n'low
chocolate peanuts/caramel (bootleg snickers): brown, smells like peanuts and plastic. tastes like peanuts and sweet'n'low
orange dreamsicle: orange. tastes like orange lysol and sweet'n'low
then we noticed that this was written on all the packets:
WARNING: EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT.
and that was when we stopped eating them. i kind of wanted to throw up. check out their site (linked above). it is really modern and has cool techno music. make sure you visit each part of the site, they all have different music. my favorite music is at the "about sinfully delicious" page.
today in school i got my prom guide. a particularly useful article in the prom guide was "7 Ways to Ask a Date to Your Prom". my favorite (i think it was everyone else's favorite too) was approach number 5.
approach no. 5: "The Hip-Hop Head"
"Check it, know whud-um sayin', you're like the phattest senior in our class, know whud-um sayin? The prom is gonna be off the hizzle, fo' shizzle. And, like it would be mad cool to hand out with you on prom night. You feelin' me? We could sport matching gear. It would be off the hook. Know whud-um sayin?"
i actually really don't want to go to prom. we'll see, though. maybe i'll find a fly ass honey in time.
Now re-read the title of her entry.