Aug 09, 2005 17:16
- Mama bear and Papa bear told Little bear to go fuck himself......... Meanwhile brother bear, the normal and good looking bear, had to delay Operation Dumbo-Fuck.
Sorry someone had to say it. Anyways, I am leaving for San Diego tomrrow morning! However I am staying at Philadelphia overnight, so when I wake up the airport will be near. Yahoo, yeehaw, r0x0rZ.
In other news I am thinking of getting an old Japanese Famicom complete with Famicom Disk System off of Yahoo Auctions Japan when I come back.
- Uncle bear was arrested cub molestion. Uncle bear got caught molesting little bear while watching NASCAR.......
It is important to note that not all gay men are either in or out of the closet. Some are in a fuckin` safe and refuse to come out, this is when the people like me have to wield through the fucking safe to get the guy inside. Yes, I am that fucking desperate, ok! I hate it when all the hot gay guys are living a secret life because they are in the closet, OR THE SAFE.
- Papa bear got arrested for Domestic violence. Papa bear got caught beating his wife when he was doing crystal meth, shooting up coke, and was shooting empty soup cans with his gun and then mama bear interreupted him and papa bear had to beat her for being "A bitch".
Its going to be a bitch when school starts, which by the way is soon, because I am going to have to put up with girls wanting to be near me, and stupid guys. All I want is a non-flamboyent guy to be Involved with, but I guess Liberace had a PERMANENT effect on the gay community. Its a bitch when you see a nice looking guy but unfortunately he is so gay the he puts a noticble fucking lisp on the word "Crackers". I certainly hope gays in Japan arent like that. Maybe I can start liking girls again when the many around me are not so stupid.
- Mama bear commits Seppuku, and Little bear lives happily ever. Sort of, I mean well if life as a pothead is great in your eyes then it is a happy ending, but for me it is not. THE END.
Anyways besides all that I am happy that I am leaving for San Diego, however the world will never be the safe as long as Little Bear lives.
- Oh and Brother bear ends up being gay, hahaha, all those female bears are now upset.