Hey Santa

[gurumek60]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October mini4marie and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I turned bluebubbles9287 in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I set tonek's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (581 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
gurumek60