While scratching my neck..
I felt something that felt like a pearl deep in my trapezius muscle. Yesterday I went to a friend down the hall, asked her if I had a muscle knot, she said it was either a small knot or a small cyst. Hmm... So today I had it checked out. After assisting the doctor to find the object located deep in the left part of the trapezius muscle, he finally said: "Ah, yes, it's just a small benign sebacous cyst." Good job doctor - although I find your skills a bit questionable. What if I hadn't assisted you? What if it was something not so benign - or how about "life threatening?" Times like this make me wonder: "If he's a doctor, why can't I?" Why can't I do what you are doing without going through all this unecessary crap that I have to put up with in order to obtain a career. The answer is: I don't have to. My generation of people can "google" practically anything and find answers to just about anything that comes to mind.