things I find on aol news
So I decided to browse through some of the AOL news articles, and as always, I found some wackos in the the comments section, and I learned that some people really are that dumb.
Background: This was an article about scientists in Antarctica finding new species of giant starfish, jellyfish, and populations of mollusks, sea lilies, etc. A picture shows two of the scientists, each holding a two-foot wide starfish. There was a side article about efforts to save the gibbons in Indonesia, the country with the highest rate of deforestation.
The comment: I GUESS INDONISIANS DON'T LIKE GETTING S**T ON WHILE OUT FOR A WALK IN THE FOREST. I GUESS "SCIENTISTS FOR GLOBULL WARMING" DON'T BELIEVE WE AS HUMANS WOULD START A FULL SCALE ATTACK ON BOA'S IF THERE POPULATIONS START TO GET A BIT OVERSIZED. I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE GUY ON THE RIGHT WITH THE STARFISH THAT LOOKS ANATOMICALLY LIKE BARBIE AND AS FAR AS THE GIRL ON THE LEFT I HOPE SHE DOESN'T GET ANY IDEAS ABOUT THE LENGTH OF THE STARFISHES TENTACLES OR THE GIRTH!
On Peeps:
some of these are really cool
and so is this
Also: A shoplifter in Amsterdam five-fingering a pack of meat accidentally left his twelve-year-old son in the supermarket he stole from. The thief was, naturally, traced because of his son. When contacted by authorities he refused to claim his son and asked that they call the child's mother instead.
Hehe.
Lily's party was pretty fun, I enjoyed ice skating and getting tramp stamps and playing rock band and going to the grocery store and taking lots of pictures... as well as getting to see half of Bill Clinton's face when he spoke at the senior center yesterday :D it was awesome.
So I've got pretty much nothing to do today but go easter-clothes shopping, given that I get dressed right now, and tomorrow will be spent at boozy easter and doing art homework, probably.
Only a few more months of high school <3
Background: This was an article about scientists in Antarctica finding new species of giant starfish, jellyfish, and populations of mollusks, sea lilies, etc. A picture shows two of the scientists, each holding a two-foot wide starfish. There was a side article about efforts to save the gibbons in Indonesia, the country with the highest rate of deforestation.
The comment: I GUESS INDONISIANS DON'T LIKE GETTING S**T ON WHILE OUT FOR A WALK IN THE FOREST. I GUESS "SCIENTISTS FOR GLOBULL WARMING" DON'T BELIEVE WE AS HUMANS WOULD START A FULL SCALE ATTACK ON BOA'S IF THERE POPULATIONS START TO GET A BIT OVERSIZED. I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE GUY ON THE RIGHT WITH THE STARFISH THAT LOOKS ANATOMICALLY LIKE BARBIE AND AS FAR AS THE GIRL ON THE LEFT I HOPE SHE DOESN'T GET ANY IDEAS ABOUT THE LENGTH OF THE STARFISHES TENTACLES OR THE GIRTH!
On Peeps:
some of these are really cool
and so is this
Also: A shoplifter in Amsterdam five-fingering a pack of meat accidentally left his twelve-year-old son in the supermarket he stole from. The thief was, naturally, traced because of his son. When contacted by authorities he refused to claim his son and asked that they call the child's mother instead.
Hehe.
Lily's party was pretty fun, I enjoyed ice skating and getting tramp stamps and playing rock band and going to the grocery store and taking lots of pictures... as well as getting to see half of Bill Clinton's face when he spoke at the senior center yesterday :D it was awesome.
So I've got pretty much nothing to do today but go easter-clothes shopping, given that I get dressed right now, and tomorrow will be spent at boozy easter and doing art homework, probably.
Only a few more months of high school <3