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well school starts monday, and it really doesnt bother me which is weird. this week has been very slow and boring. however, i did get some new pillows and let me tell u, i take comas often now. i have a total 7 pillows and a body pillow, yeah it rocks. havent seen katie all week and it makes me sad, but it will make the weekend that much better.
a little worried about my knee. it gets worse everyday. i took one of my dads vicadins today and it still hurt somewhat. i dont want another surgery, i have bad luck when it comes to this shit.
the place up north is lookin awesome. it is almost done and i cant wait. huntin season is comin soon too and that will be even awesomer (yeah i made that up, big whoop wanna fight about it [family guy rocks])!
well i know they r not good, but better than nothin...
one day a priest went out to his farm to check his hens but to his surprise there was no cock hen! he announced in mass has anyone seen a cock? all the woman stood up, he then said i mean has anyone got a cock, all the men stood up, he said, no no i mean has anyone seen a cock witch does not belong to them, half the woman stood up, no no no, i mean has anyone seen my cock, all the choir boys stood up!!!
Why are lesbian so lazy?
Cuz they don't do dick and always eay out.
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
What have a gravedigger and a necrophiliac got in common?
They both dig dead people's holes. gross