The gurshu blog, expressway to nothing.
I figured that since I own a type of blog, I should use it to it's full potential instead of letting it collect dust in the corner. Yes, my computer has corners. 349 corners. And 2 walls. BEAT THAT Bill Gates! Also, I have new avatars. Check them out in all their glory.
There isn't that much to update on, except I'm about to get a new job, hopefully. See there's a restraunt down the street and, well, they just 'happen' to lose their employees somehow. No, really, I had nothing to do with it... *shifty eyes*. Anyhow I'm going up there tommorow to see what I can reel in. I had to get a haircut though...it's okay, at least I got rid of these inferior curls that wouldn't go away. I blame them on aliens. Yep, aliens live in my hair, go figure. I call them Gimbloobloobots.
Oh yes, yes yes yes my computer is fixed. Or should I say we just got a new one. We kept the monitor though, it's still alive and kicking well with no viruses planted in it's brain. This tower is fast, keen, and smells like vanilla. I LOVE vanilla. This could be my imagination but hey, we can all dream can't we? Have you heard the news? Mtv is comming out with a new show!!1!!
No one gives a shit.
By the end of this week I should have the access to my license so I won't end up in the situation that happened last time. You all know what I'm talking about. To be sure of this, my parents strapped me down and made me wear a straight jacket and a mouth guard, like they did to Hannibal in Silence of the Lambs. I don't think I'll bite anyone though...unless they come in between ME AND MY LICENSE! You don't wanna know what happened to the last guy that did...let's just say his spleen is currently, 'disfunctional'.
That's all I really have to say right now, except...
Goodbye, Winsconsin!
"I didn't think I'd ever say this...but...you guys have smoked yourselves retarded." - Half Baked
There isn't that much to update on, except I'm about to get a new job, hopefully. See there's a restraunt down the street and, well, they just 'happen' to lose their employees somehow. No, really, I had nothing to do with it... *shifty eyes*. Anyhow I'm going up there tommorow to see what I can reel in. I had to get a haircut though...it's okay, at least I got rid of these inferior curls that wouldn't go away. I blame them on aliens. Yep, aliens live in my hair, go figure. I call them Gimbloobloobots.
Oh yes, yes yes yes my computer is fixed. Or should I say we just got a new one. We kept the monitor though, it's still alive and kicking well with no viruses planted in it's brain. This tower is fast, keen, and smells like vanilla. I LOVE vanilla. This could be my imagination but hey, we can all dream can't we? Have you heard the news? Mtv is comming out with a new show!!1!!
No one gives a shit.
By the end of this week I should have the access to my license so I won't end up in the situation that happened last time. You all know what I'm talking about. To be sure of this, my parents strapped me down and made me wear a straight jacket and a mouth guard, like they did to Hannibal in Silence of the Lambs. I don't think I'll bite anyone though...unless they come in between ME AND MY LICENSE! You don't wanna know what happened to the last guy that did...let's just say his spleen is currently, 'disfunctional'.
That's all I really have to say right now, except...
Goodbye, Winsconsin!
"I didn't think I'd ever say this...but...you guys have smoked yourselves retarded." - Half Baked