Apr 11, 2004 02:05
"God Bless:
cigarettes, red meat, alcohol, reality tv, casinos, chocolate bars, plastic surgery, razor blades, makeup, fake christmas trees, exploitation, vanity, sex, the stock market, cloning, coca-cola, modern medicine, mind altaring drugs, and genetically altared fruit.
On this Easter Sunday i'd like to thank the contraversial baby jesus. Thankyou for maybe dying for my sins.
i'm sorry to let you down.
but it seems as though i'm going to be going to hell anyways.
still. it was much appreciated.
Love Valerie. Amen"
(So now there's a new rule in my house:
'Val never says grace when we have company over')