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JoKe TiME!
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef!
what do you call a woman with one leg?
eileen!
what do you call a women ripping up credit card bills and throwing them onto the fire?
bernadette!
ahh yes. I should be a comedian ;-)
top ten reasons why halloween is better than sex:
10. you are guaranteed to get a least a little something in the sack.
9. if you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. the uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
7. you don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. it's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. if you dont like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. it doesn't matter if the kids hear you moan and groan.
2. less guilt the morning after.
AND FINALLY...
1. you can do the whole neighborhood .
.... no need for applause
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef!
what do you call a woman with one leg?
eileen!
what do you call a women ripping up credit card bills and throwing them onto the fire?
bernadette!
ahh yes. I should be a comedian ;-)
top ten reasons why halloween is better than sex:
10. you are guaranteed to get a least a little something in the sack.
9. if you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. the uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
7. you don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. it's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. if you dont like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. it doesn't matter if the kids hear you moan and groan.
2. less guilt the morning after.
AND FINALLY...
1. you can do the whole neighborhood .
.... no need for applause