'Nuff said.
Laterz.
Let's get to know you
who are you? gurl4rmnica of course
where are you at? living room
how old are you? 15
your height? mmm around 5'6 or 5'5
your education level? freshman in high school
label yourself in a couple words: fly, cool, cocky
do you have siblings? yep
do you live at home? yes
is your mom a fat bitch? not at all.
does she know it? ...
is she happy that she knows it and claps her hands? ...
what do your parents do for a living? mom is a physical therapist and dad works for a hardware company
your family have $$$? i hope so...we need groceries.
are you religious? yep, strict catholic
what color are your eyes? dark brown
what color is your hair? black, sometimes brown
does the carpet match the drapes? no carpet
do you hate that saying as well? why would I hate it?
A little less personal...
What do you drive? an invisible car
Do you like it? oh yea. love it.
What would you rather drive? a noticeable car cuz its a bitch looking for my call in the parking lot!
Do you own a bicycle? yep, dont really ride it, its brand new
Moped? No
Helicopter? i wish
Roflcopter? omg yes!
Do you play any instruments? not really. i can make up some crap on a bass guitar
Do you eat carbs? hell yes, screw atkins!
How many pushups can you do? like 10
What time is it? 2:17 pm
What are you wearing? black fluffy shorts, white tank top, and a grey sweater
Do you call people bro or sis? yep
Have you ever met someone who played EverQuest? wtf i tht?
Were they reeeeally fat? ....?
Did they reek like old socks? ?
What kind of computer do you have? Windows XP
What do you use it for? everything
Do you have a bf/gf? nope
Are you in looove? yep
Are they? hmmm idk
How many really really super tight close friends do you have? um about 9
Have you ever dyed your hair? nope
Ever run around the 'hood buck naked via Truth or Dare and alcohol? nope
If so: Did you have to make excuses like "it was cold out"? ...
Have you ever met someone online that you later met in person? naw i dont plan on getting raped anytime soon
Were you molested? lol.
When was the last time you went to the doctor? like in august for a physical
When was the last time you went to the grocery store? like a month ago
Last got a hair cut? ...october for my party
Last checked your car's oil? hmmm my invisible car dont need no oil!
Last checked your car's blinker fluid? hmmm invisible
Last time you lied to somebody? cant remember
Last time you lied to yourself? ...
Last movie you watched? Garden State
Last video game played? tht tennis game with my bro. i got hooked on it
Is FF7 irrefutably better than the rests of the series? hmmm wht is tht?
Is Xbox a steaming pile of shit? yes
If not, are you just in denial about your $150 paper weight?i dont have one
Do you spend money like whoa? yes!
What do you buy? Or what would you if you had the cash? clothes, shoes, CDs, DVDs. damn i would buy me a VESPA! lol.
Do you swim regularly? no last time i swam was like last summer
Have you ever stuffed your bra/sock in the pants? lol no
Do you have pets? Petunia and Gizmo
Do you cook and eat your pets? HOO THE FUCK DOES THAT!?!?
Did you ever watch Sifl and Olly? wht is tht?
How about Pee Wee's Playhouse? yea i loved it.
Ever toured Michael Jackson's ranch? no
What do you think of Police? mmmm w/e
What do you think of Black Police? wht about them?
What do you think of Black Police Rocking Out on Banjos? wht about them?
Music shit and stuff
Would you describe yourself as a "music person?" yessir. i love music
What are you listening to right this second? killing me softly by the fugees
If you had to pick a single genre to listen to for the rest of your life? reggae
Your absolute #1 favorite band? Red Hot Chili Peppers
Your absolute #1 favorite solo artist? daddy yankee
What are 5 must-have albums in your opinion? 1)nina sky by nina sky 2)by the way by rhcp 3) shadows collide (?) by john frusciante 4)in blue by the corrs 4) el reventon del reggaeton 5) college dropout by kanye west -OR- resurrection by bone thugs
Radio: Love it? Hate it? love...94.9 BABY!
Does you pirate music online? ARRRRG! no i wish i could but my dad wont let me n e more
Should Gwen Stefani put on some weight and get a boob job? no.
Best Rock Song Ever? can't stop by rhcp
Best Hip Hop Song Ever? resurrection(paper, paper) by bonethugs in harmony
Best chill-out Song Ever? faded memories by nina sky
Which artist hypes you up when you need energy? holla back by nina sky
Which artist puts you to bed when you're sleepy? backstreet boys and nina sky
What do you listen to in the car? my invisible car dont got a radio
What do you dance to? reggaeton, nina sky
Is Oakenfold an overrated shiny shirt no talent fuck? yes. FUCK TECHNO!
Is Q-Bert a one-trick pony? who?
Have you heard or heard of the Uneasy Listening Vol. 1 mixtape? no...
Who's your favorite guitarist? JOHN FRUSCIANTE!
Who's your favorite bassist? me...LOL im a no talent fuck too
Who's your favorite drummer? hmmm...
Who's your favorite vocalist? LaMecia!
Who's your favorite DJ? DJ Nicole from NINA SKY!
Create your own allstar band, doesn't have to be your above picks: hmmm tht would b me, lamz, and g-o making random noises with our mouths
Do you go to live shows often: like 1 every few months
DnB? wht?
One song you NEVER want to hear again. Ever: i dont wanna know by mario wynans
This or That?
boxers or briefs? boxers
sandals or slippers? um...flip flops
shoes or boots? Shoes
headphones or earphones? headphones.
mini disc or mp3? MP3
beer or hard A? beer
early to bed or night owl? night owl
tea or coffee? frappuccino
diet or the real shit? real shit
donut or bagel? donut
gum or mint? Gum
baked or fried? Baked
soup or salad? salad
anorexia or bulimia? neither
dog or cat? dog
gun or knife? plastic knife.
AIM or MSN? AIM
SNL or Mad TV? both!
Chris Farley vs. John Candy? farley all the way
Desktop or Laptop? laptop
ghosts or zombies? zombies
one pillow or two? i have 5....
braces for 10 years or F'ed up teeth? LOL. thts funny. i always say tht my braces r coming off in 10 years...
For President: George W Bush or Blind Dear Downs Syndrome Baby? the baby
Chinese food or Italian? chinese
c4n y0y r34d th1s 4nd und3rst4nd t0t4lly wh4t 1 4m try1ng to s4y? o man i juss learned how to speak *1337* so yes i kno wht ur saying!!!!!
Can you watch the original Star Wars movies and know every droids name? lmao no
Have you had to buy bigger and bigger pants every 3 months? no
Did you blame the washing machine? ...
Do you have a disabled parking pass because you're too huge? nope lol
Do young children point at you and say "Look Mommy, it's Jupiter?" lol no
I'm clearly out of ideas for this survey. Shall we stop? no!
Basics
What is your name? Thelma
How old are you? 15
What is your Zodiac sign? Libra
Just... questions
Are you wearing socks? no
How many fingers are you using to type, RIGHT NOW? i dont pay attention
Do you like Cool Whip? yes
Are you on the computer? yep
Do you like pointy things? yes but not when they r aimed at me
Do you think you are special? yes im very special....in a unique way
Did you finish your homework? nope. i left it at school like a loser
Is your hair up or down? up
Do you like Nirvana? only one song
Are you a pyromaniac? im afraid of fire
Do you have a parakeet? nope
Do you like to eat fish? yes!
What is your bedtime? dont have one
Do you like math class? not this year but im good at algebra stuff
Do you like to use the phone? yes
Are you eating anything, right now? If so, what? nope i juss had some eggs with ham and sausage
Do you like what you are eating? ...
Do most people like what you are eating? ...
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like what you are eating? ...
If you aren't eating anything, is this annoying to you? yes
If so, why is it annoying you? cuz i dont have n e food.
Can I tell you a secret? yes
What are you thinking, right now? im thinking tht my dog should come sit in my lap
Can you guess what I'm thinking? hmmm nope
Do you like spaghetti? yes
If so, with or without meatballs? with
Are you bored? yes
Do you understand the game of football? yep
If so, why is it that you only get points when you score a touchdown? u get points for other things than touchdowns
I don't get it. yes
I'm eating pizza. Do you like pizza? yes i do.
Do you like the tv show CSI? no
If not, why? cuz its boring
Am I special? yep in the dumb sense
If not, why? ...
Do you even know me? no
If not, then how would you know? .....quit messing with my head!
Is it because of this survey? ...
What is your favorite band? red hot chili peppers
What is your favorite song played by that band? can't stop
Do you have to go to the bathroom? yep
If so, why? cuz i do...jeebuz
If you do have to go to the bathroom, why don't you just go? cuz im too lazy
Have you ever had a cavity in your teeth? yep
Do you brush your teeth twice a day? yep when i remember and thts like 99% of the time
Do you floss? sometimes
Have you ever broken a bone? yep
If so, how did you break it? at seaworld i was walking around barefoot and i went over to this wall and my foots slipped and hit the wall.
Did it hurt? omg yes
Did everyone do stuff for you? not really
Do you think dragons are real? No
Do you like dragons? no
If not, why? im not a nerd
Do you like to Instant Message? yep
Have you ever heard of Neopets? lol unfortunately i had a couple of them
If you have, have you tried it? yep
If you've tried it, did you like it? i did at the time
Are you listening to any music right now? yep
If so, what? murder shw wrote by shabba ranks
Do you like that song? yes
Do you have an MP3 player? yep
How about a CD player? yep but i dont use it anymore
A cassette player? yep
Are cassette players 'The Bomb?' yes!
Are you Irish? not at all
Do you wear green on St. Patrick's Day? nope
Have you ever gotten pinched for not wearing green? yes
Do you like the color green? not at all
Do you like to dance? yes!
What do you like to dance to? reggaeton, reggae...merengue
Have you ever been in Girl Scouts/Boy Scouts? yea but i didnt have to wear a uniform...it was for basketball
Did/do you like it? it was alright...i didnt sell cookies i sold basketball tickets
Do you like cauliflower? never tried it
Do you know why it is called cauliflower? no
Do you like stuffed animals? yes!
Can you read? no.
If not, how can you do this survey? i trained my dog to read it and bark it back to me in morse code.
Do you think that was a stupid question? you betcha
Is this survey TOO random? no
If so, why? ...
Do you like mashed potatoes? i love MASHED POTATOS!
Do you like regular potatoes? hmmm well wht exactly ARE regular potatoes...?
Baked? yes!
Do you prefer one over the other? mashed
Do you go to Starbucks often? i go like once a month.
What is your favorite drink/treat there? frappucino
Is anything/anyone bother you right now? yep
What/who? my bro
This or that
Paper or plastic?plastic...they have handles
Project or test? test
Giraffe or elephant? elephant
Hug or kiss? hugs!!!!!!!!
Special or not special? special
Cool or Whip? whip...KINKY!
This survey or smelling dog poop? survey over shit anyday
Corn or Korn? corn
Smart or popular? smart.
Evil and fun or Good and boring? a lil bit of both
Something stupid and funny or something smart and boring? stupid and funny
Annoy your parents or annoy your enemy? parents!
Catfish or goldfish? cartfish
Cell phone or laptop? laptop
Yahoo or AIM? AIM
Rock or pop? Rock
Italy or France? italy
Milk or shake? Shake
Gasoline or blow torch? blow torch....wht use do i have with gasoline!?
Smile or laugh? both
Eat or drink? drink
Sushi or squid? never had sushi...
Taste or smell? taste
Squishy or pointy? squishy
Flammable or pointy? pointy
Dangerous or boring? how dangerous?
A or B? A
Hiking or swimming? swimming
Flying or invisibility? flying
Shake or spear? shake
Cartoons or real life? cartoons!
Draw or write? write
Jump or run? Jump. run
Donut or taco? donut
Potatoes or potatos? potatos
Yo! or Oy! YO!
Dogs or hot dogs? dogs
Reality or Dream world? reality
Friends & family
How many siblings do you have? 1
How many cousins do you have? omg like 600....the Calderas rule the Earth!
How many aunts? 2 tht i consider my REAL FAMILY
Uncles? 8 but theres more than tht i am told...
Who do you live with? Parents
Who is your craziest friend? lamz
Weirdest? karyn
Most positive? jewelz
Smells best? cristabel
Most negative? i forgot who it was but it's someone who used to say "WE'RE GONNA DIE!"....LOL sara
Smells worst? i dont smell them
Laughs the most? lamz
Has the biggest smile? i would say ME but...
Known the longest? lamz, sara, milad, karla
Newest? kristina is a new one, cristabel, marlon, yamil, j-nine, jairo, jenny....
Oldest? jocelyn
Youngest? arlene and marian (8th graders) o yea and tito (7th grader)
Ditziest? ELI
Girliest? um.....
Strongest personality? all of them or else we wouldnt b friends ((wiink)
Current
Music playing: No Na Na by Isyss
Last person hugged: Yasmin
Last person kissed: my dad lol
Last person talked to: roger...GRR!
Clothes: fluffy shorts, white taNK top, and grey sweater
Color of your underwear: striped with blue and khaki
Have you farted in the past 10 minutes? lol no
Where are you? family room
What are you doing? survey
What do you smell like? baby cologne
Are you happy? im good
Sad? nah
Angry? nah
What's up? the sky
Nothin'? nope...
Are you chatting with someone? no
Are they happy? ...
Sad? ...
Angry? ...
Do you like them? ?
If it's the opposite sex, do you have a crush on them? ...
Do they have a crush on you? ...
Are you sure? ...
Is your refrigerator running? no its stationary
If not, you better turn it on. its oN
What would you do if I all of a sudden yelled? i wouldnt hear you
Would you run? no
Would you scream? no
Would you cry? no
Would you say, "YAY! Fire!," and go play with it? no
What time is it? 3:04 pm
Is time passing by fast or slow? normal speed
Survey
Do you like this survey? sure
Am I annoying? yes
Would you take another one of my surveys? sure
Do you think I should go to a mental hospital for something like this? why would i think tht?
Am I funny? not really
Am I weird (in a good or bad way)? idk
How long did it take you to do this survey? a long time
Pretty long? yep
Did I waste your time? yes
If so, are you mad at me? naw
Are you having a good day? yep
If not, have a good day tomorrow. no prob.