i'm probably the creation of some insane wizard...
well, today i spent the day stifling the urge to tell my boss to fuck off all day. sigh. it's a long story.
and it begins with the norwalk virus! yay! grantie picked it up and was really sick for a few days. he gave it to me and i ended up going to the damn er for about 5 hours. i threw up on the nurse (oops). but, i also got to listen to the other patient behind the next curtain.
holy sweet jesus, i was glad to just have the norwalk virus. apparently, his penis was covered with peeling, grey patches of skin and, in his words, "when i get a hard on, eh, there are these huge bumps on the sides of my member and it bends back towards me at a weird angle so if i cum, it will go all over my stomach". grant was shaking with laughter. i was too busy throwing up to laugh. i'm pretty sure his penis was about to fall off and crawl out of the room.
reason #429 to wear a fucking condom (he mentioned he had syphillis two months ago). the dr had no idea what the fuck was wrong with his penis.
anyway, my gp said that because of the damn crohn's disease, the norwalk was worse than normal. wonderful. i'm fine now, but my supervisor at work is being a collossal prick about it. i'm probably going to tell him to go fuck a goat tomorrow.
now if you get the norwalk virus, staff housing will quarantine you.
i always wondered what it would be like to be quarantined.
anyway, i'm looking to transfer out of the kitchen i'm in (my boss, among other things, typical politics and drama). if they won't transfer me out of this kitchen, i'm going to transfer to the spa. you get free treatments every month and, seeing as i'm leaving in november anyway, i don't give a fuck if they'll let me cook in another kitchen. i'm leaving this shitty one.
i'll post the ensuing drama if there is any. there probably will be.
and it begins with the norwalk virus! yay! grantie picked it up and was really sick for a few days. he gave it to me and i ended up going to the damn er for about 5 hours. i threw up on the nurse (oops). but, i also got to listen to the other patient behind the next curtain.
holy sweet jesus, i was glad to just have the norwalk virus. apparently, his penis was covered with peeling, grey patches of skin and, in his words, "when i get a hard on, eh, there are these huge bumps on the sides of my member and it bends back towards me at a weird angle so if i cum, it will go all over my stomach". grant was shaking with laughter. i was too busy throwing up to laugh. i'm pretty sure his penis was about to fall off and crawl out of the room.
reason #429 to wear a fucking condom (he mentioned he had syphillis two months ago). the dr had no idea what the fuck was wrong with his penis.
anyway, my gp said that because of the damn crohn's disease, the norwalk was worse than normal. wonderful. i'm fine now, but my supervisor at work is being a collossal prick about it. i'm probably going to tell him to go fuck a goat tomorrow.
now if you get the norwalk virus, staff housing will quarantine you.
i always wondered what it would be like to be quarantined.
anyway, i'm looking to transfer out of the kitchen i'm in (my boss, among other things, typical politics and drama). if they won't transfer me out of this kitchen, i'm going to transfer to the spa. you get free treatments every month and, seeing as i'm leaving in november anyway, i don't give a fuck if they'll let me cook in another kitchen. i'm leaving this shitty one.
i'll post the ensuing drama if there is any. there probably will be.