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[gurenrider]

... So a Prinny just walked up to my room with 5,000 HL and a letter saying "Congratulations for your winning entry in Netherworld's Funniest Beat-Downs!".

As if getting the crap beaten out of me by a horndog pig wasn't bad enough...

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[botans_owner]

*as if on cue, Kallen is approached by a very different sort of pig which looks up at her*

"Puhi?"

[gurenrider]

Erm, what?

What's a pig doing here?

[botans_owner]

*Botan just continues to stare up at Kallen*

"Puhi."

[gurenrider]

*After a minute, Kallen kneels down and pokes the Pig's forehead a bit.*

... That's quite odd. I didn't see any grass outside for a pig to feed on...

[botans_owner]

*Botan takes a step back, furrowing its eyebrows slightly at being poked*

"P-puhi!"

[gurenrider]

Oh! S-Sorry!

*She pauses for a second before trying scratching it's ears - at least, that seemed to work on the cat at Ashford...*

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[botans_owner]

"Puhi..."

*Botan takes a wary step back, not sure what to expect after the rude poke, when suddenly...*

[botans_owner]

Oiiiiiii!!!

*that's a japanese to chinese dictionary flying at Kallen*

What are you doing to Botan?!

[gurenrider]

*Catch, glare*

I was just trying to greet it!

[botans_owner]

I don't know what you mean by "greet", but Botan clearly wasn't liking it.

"Puhi!"

*Botan runs past Kallen to Kyou*

[gurenrider]

... So what if I'm not the best with animals?! It's not like that's an uncommon trait!

[botans_owner]

Just what were you doing to Botan, anyway?! *Kyou scoops up the piglet, holding it protectively*

[gurenrider]

I... I only poked it once...

[botans_owner]

... oh...

... are you sure?

... ... and you're human, right?

[gurenrider]

... Of, of course I'm human, and I only poked him once!

[botans_owner]

"Puhi."

... ... alright, I'll believe you

By the way, I'm Fujibayashi Kyou.