Fake Boyfriend Service Ch. 4
Ohmiya. G. Crack and Fluff. Betaed by inaudible_d
When Ohno's plan failed, it's time for Kageyama Nino to take over.
“This is not included in my service, Ohno san,” Nino hissed once they’re safe inside the limo.
“We can’t back away, can we?”
“You can’t. But me? I can, Mister. And that’s exactly what I’m doing now,” Nino folded his hands in front of his chest. Then, he said to Kageyama, “My place, Kageyama. Now.”
“Wait, buy me some time,” Ohno said to Kageyama and then back to Nino, “Come on, Nino. You’ve agreed to help me!”
Nino threw a betrayed look to Kageyama as the driver took the rounding path to his place in the most excruciating speed ever. He then turned to Ohno again, “I don’t remember agreeing to marry you.”
“It’s not like I want to marry you,” Ohno spitted out mindlessly.
Nino glared to Ohno in an offended fashion.
Ohno groaned as he realized he had spoken something awful, “I don’t mean to- I just- Argh, listen, it will be the end of me if they find out that I’m fooling them. It will be the end of you too, most probably. As you can see, my family is capable of doing things that you don’t want to witness. So, what I’m proposing here is; let’s continue this act and think about something to cancel the marriage. Then, we can go back to our peaceful lives. Separately.”
“Wait, wait, wait. Now I’m in danger too?! I didn’t sign up for this, Ohno san, I’m sure,” Nino huffed.
“Well, I thought it would be an easy escape!”
“It’s not!” Nino snapped because he was really agitated. Everything had become a hundred times more complicated and he liked his job simple and not messy.
“Please, Nino. I can’t just say that my boyfriend broke up with me all of a sudden.”
“Why not?!”
“Because they’re probably bluffing and if they really are, and you back off, then they will make an arranged marriage for me for sure!” Ohno groaned pathetically. His eyes were dim and hopeless, shooting plea to Nino in the most bizarrely adorable way.
Nino took it in and found it true; it would be too obvious if he’s about to ditch everything right then and there. Besides, he had grown to be a little fond to this customer too, given the innocent ambiance and helplessness.
“Let’s just say that I’m not interested in marriage and freaked out once they mentioned about it,” Nino’s idea sparked even though it’s fairly dim.
Ohno sulked when he countered it, “You glowed like an expensive billboard when I mentioned about marriage. Do you think that they will buy it?”
Nino dropped his back to the seat and massaged his temple. For once, he cursed himself for being all out on his job. Three minutes had passed when he said in resignation, “I don’t know, Ohno san. I really don’t know. What if this is not an easy escape either and I have to marry you for real?”
Kageyama, for the n-th time since he had begun driving, peered through the mirror. Finally, he let himself joined the conversation, “If.. you manage to make them.. disapprove you, then maybe - maybe - they’ll cancel the marriage matters.”
“Disapprove how?” both Nino and Ohno leaned forward in interest.
“I mean- it’s all about image, right? Even the urge for Young Master to marry soon too, it’s about the image that the family would portray, right? Then, if Ninomiya sama-”
“Just Nino.”
“If Nino has the character that might damage the image of the family if Young Master marry him, then maybe they’ll have Young Master stay single than risking the image. It’s important to make them believe that this is real, but impossible to make an advance in.”
Ohno pondered over it and nodded, “You’re clever, Kageyama.”
“But- how?”
“Well.. Ninomiya sama can-”
“Nino.”
“Ah, yeah. Nino can act materialistic, for example. Or maybe forget his manners. Basically, do things that might get Lady Ohno embarrassed or mad,” Kageyama continued.
A spark of hope lit Ohno’s face and he looked at Nino expectantly. Nino was still not sure about it, naturally.
“I don’t know,” Nino sighed.
“Come on, Nino. Help me,” Ohno pleaded and Nino almost felt sorry for him.
Almost.
“I don’t think-”
“Our chef cooks the best hamburger,” Kageyama suddenly cut.
Ohno threw a confused look at Kageyama because, hell, it was not the right time to boast about Ohno’s mansion’s delicacies.
But, Nino’s eyes seemed interested for the slightest second before he remarked, “Do you really think that you can persuade me with-”
“The best. Our hamburgers are juicy, the bun is soft and the meat melts in your mouth. We only use top quality patties that will assure you to have the most tender, most fatty meat you’ll ever have in your life,” Kageyama continued.
Nino gulped down, “We’re talking about high risk here, Kage-”
“Juicy,” Kageyama’s voice was firm.
Ohno gaped as if he was listening to a conversation in other language.
“What if they found-”
“Fatty.”
“I don’t want to marry-”
“Melts in your mouth,” Kageyama insisted and he mimicked the gesture of having a particularly huge hamburger with one hand. He made an expression that looked terribly like he was having a spectacular orgasm.
Nino’s mouth watered. He opened his mouth, ready to spit out another reason, but then he closed it again. He could almost taste the burger in his mouth.
Damn that Kageyama.
Nino groaned finally, “Alright then, fine!”
Ohno felt like it’s his birthday or something.
“But if the hamburger is not as good as you described it, I’ll chop your head off, Kageyama,” Nino threatened. He crossed his arms in front of his chest and leaned back in defeat, “And stop going around and go to my place already!”
Kageyama smiled in victory. He put a hand on his chest and bowed slightly, “Anything you want, Ninomiya sama.”
“Remind me to give you a raise, Kageyama,” Ohno clapped almost childishly. He turned to Nino and asked expectantly, “Then, what’s the plan?”
“First, we have to make sure that we’re convincing enough,” Nino mumbled, “Then, we have to find an excuse to postpone the marriage.”
“We’re leaving tomorrow,” Ohno gloomily reminded.
“Just- let’s say that we want this to be perfect so we want to survey some venues and officiators and the like,” Nino’s brain was really fast to compose a promising plan, “Oh, we can say that we want some of our friends to attend the wedding. Like the Aiba guy, for example.”
“Oh yeah, we can do that,” Ohno’s face brightened up.
“After that, then I’ll find a way to put them off,” Nino concluded. He got all sorts of scenarios in his head - from materialistic guy to hypersexual guy.
By then, Nino’s building was already on sight. Nino muttered something along with the line I’ll regret this and I can’t believe this but none of those got through Ohno’s ears.
When the car stopped in front of his apartment, Nino didn’t even bother to move and open the door. He just waited until Ohno got out and opened it for him.
Ohno was really in a good mood that he even offered his hand for Nino to take. He was intending to accompany Nino until his door and bid his goodbye. Maybe a good night kiss on the cheek if his mind didn’t change on their way up.
But, Nino said something that he didn’t expect.
“Go home to the main mansion, Kageyama.”
“Huh?” Ohno only managed to let out a syllable.
“Make sure you mention that he’s spending the night at my place,” Nino ignored Ohno and started to pull the older away.
Kageyama, of course, only nodded and bowed to them.
“What?!” Ohno was really slow in grasping the situation.
Nino was getting impatient of Ohno’s slowness in this matter. He stopped and turned to Ohno.
“We’re leaving in less than 24 hours and we need to be convincing as hell so, yes, you’re going to spend the night with me. We have a lot to catch up.”
And Nino dragged Ohno into his apartment.
Ugh, Kageyama ♥
I'm pretty impressed that I could keep up with 1 chapter per week pace with this fic.
I hope I can keep it up until the end of it! :3
Thanks for reading and comments are looooooooooooved ♥
When Ohno's plan failed, it's time for Kageyama Nino to take over.
“This is not included in my service, Ohno san,” Nino hissed once they’re safe inside the limo.
“We can’t back away, can we?”
“You can’t. But me? I can, Mister. And that’s exactly what I’m doing now,” Nino folded his hands in front of his chest. Then, he said to Kageyama, “My place, Kageyama. Now.”
“Wait, buy me some time,” Ohno said to Kageyama and then back to Nino, “Come on, Nino. You’ve agreed to help me!”
Nino threw a betrayed look to Kageyama as the driver took the rounding path to his place in the most excruciating speed ever. He then turned to Ohno again, “I don’t remember agreeing to marry you.”
“It’s not like I want to marry you,” Ohno spitted out mindlessly.
Nino glared to Ohno in an offended fashion.
Ohno groaned as he realized he had spoken something awful, “I don’t mean to- I just- Argh, listen, it will be the end of me if they find out that I’m fooling them. It will be the end of you too, most probably. As you can see, my family is capable of doing things that you don’t want to witness. So, what I’m proposing here is; let’s continue this act and think about something to cancel the marriage. Then, we can go back to our peaceful lives. Separately.”
“Wait, wait, wait. Now I’m in danger too?! I didn’t sign up for this, Ohno san, I’m sure,” Nino huffed.
“Well, I thought it would be an easy escape!”
“It’s not!” Nino snapped because he was really agitated. Everything had become a hundred times more complicated and he liked his job simple and not messy.
“Please, Nino. I can’t just say that my boyfriend broke up with me all of a sudden.”
“Why not?!”
“Because they’re probably bluffing and if they really are, and you back off, then they will make an arranged marriage for me for sure!” Ohno groaned pathetically. His eyes were dim and hopeless, shooting plea to Nino in the most bizarrely adorable way.
Nino took it in and found it true; it would be too obvious if he’s about to ditch everything right then and there. Besides, he had grown to be a little fond to this customer too, given the innocent ambiance and helplessness.
“Let’s just say that I’m not interested in marriage and freaked out once they mentioned about it,” Nino’s idea sparked even though it’s fairly dim.
Ohno sulked when he countered it, “You glowed like an expensive billboard when I mentioned about marriage. Do you think that they will buy it?”
Nino dropped his back to the seat and massaged his temple. For once, he cursed himself for being all out on his job. Three minutes had passed when he said in resignation, “I don’t know, Ohno san. I really don’t know. What if this is not an easy escape either and I have to marry you for real?”
Kageyama, for the n-th time since he had begun driving, peered through the mirror. Finally, he let himself joined the conversation, “If.. you manage to make them.. disapprove you, then maybe - maybe - they’ll cancel the marriage matters.”
“Disapprove how?” both Nino and Ohno leaned forward in interest.
“I mean- it’s all about image, right? Even the urge for Young Master to marry soon too, it’s about the image that the family would portray, right? Then, if Ninomiya sama-”
“Just Nino.”
“If Nino has the character that might damage the image of the family if Young Master marry him, then maybe they’ll have Young Master stay single than risking the image. It’s important to make them believe that this is real, but impossible to make an advance in.”
Ohno pondered over it and nodded, “You’re clever, Kageyama.”
“But- how?”
“Well.. Ninomiya sama can-”
“Nino.”
“Ah, yeah. Nino can act materialistic, for example. Or maybe forget his manners. Basically, do things that might get Lady Ohno embarrassed or mad,” Kageyama continued.
A spark of hope lit Ohno’s face and he looked at Nino expectantly. Nino was still not sure about it, naturally.
“I don’t know,” Nino sighed.
“Come on, Nino. Help me,” Ohno pleaded and Nino almost felt sorry for him.
Almost.
“I don’t think-”
“Our chef cooks the best hamburger,” Kageyama suddenly cut.
Ohno threw a confused look at Kageyama because, hell, it was not the right time to boast about Ohno’s mansion’s delicacies.
But, Nino’s eyes seemed interested for the slightest second before he remarked, “Do you really think that you can persuade me with-”
“The best. Our hamburgers are juicy, the bun is soft and the meat melts in your mouth. We only use top quality patties that will assure you to have the most tender, most fatty meat you’ll ever have in your life,” Kageyama continued.
Nino gulped down, “We’re talking about high risk here, Kage-”
“Juicy,” Kageyama’s voice was firm.
Ohno gaped as if he was listening to a conversation in other language.
“What if they found-”
“Fatty.”
“I don’t want to marry-”
“Melts in your mouth,” Kageyama insisted and he mimicked the gesture of having a particularly huge hamburger with one hand. He made an expression that looked terribly like he was having a spectacular orgasm.
Nino’s mouth watered. He opened his mouth, ready to spit out another reason, but then he closed it again. He could almost taste the burger in his mouth.
Damn that Kageyama.
Nino groaned finally, “Alright then, fine!”
Ohno felt like it’s his birthday or something.
“But if the hamburger is not as good as you described it, I’ll chop your head off, Kageyama,” Nino threatened. He crossed his arms in front of his chest and leaned back in defeat, “And stop going around and go to my place already!”
Kageyama smiled in victory. He put a hand on his chest and bowed slightly, “Anything you want, Ninomiya sama.”
“Remind me to give you a raise, Kageyama,” Ohno clapped almost childishly. He turned to Nino and asked expectantly, “Then, what’s the plan?”
“First, we have to make sure that we’re convincing enough,” Nino mumbled, “Then, we have to find an excuse to postpone the marriage.”
“We’re leaving tomorrow,” Ohno gloomily reminded.
“Just- let’s say that we want this to be perfect so we want to survey some venues and officiators and the like,” Nino’s brain was really fast to compose a promising plan, “Oh, we can say that we want some of our friends to attend the wedding. Like the Aiba guy, for example.”
“Oh yeah, we can do that,” Ohno’s face brightened up.
“After that, then I’ll find a way to put them off,” Nino concluded. He got all sorts of scenarios in his head - from materialistic guy to hypersexual guy.
By then, Nino’s building was already on sight. Nino muttered something along with the line I’ll regret this and I can’t believe this but none of those got through Ohno’s ears.
When the car stopped in front of his apartment, Nino didn’t even bother to move and open the door. He just waited until Ohno got out and opened it for him.
Ohno was really in a good mood that he even offered his hand for Nino to take. He was intending to accompany Nino until his door and bid his goodbye. Maybe a good night kiss on the cheek if his mind didn’t change on their way up.
But, Nino said something that he didn’t expect.
“Go home to the main mansion, Kageyama.”
“Huh?” Ohno only managed to let out a syllable.
“Make sure you mention that he’s spending the night at my place,” Nino ignored Ohno and started to pull the older away.
Kageyama, of course, only nodded and bowed to them.
“What?!” Ohno was really slow in grasping the situation.
Nino was getting impatient of Ohno’s slowness in this matter. He stopped and turned to Ohno.
“We’re leaving in less than 24 hours and we need to be convincing as hell so, yes, you’re going to spend the night with me. We have a lot to catch up.”
And Nino dragged Ohno into his apartment.
Ugh, Kageyama ♥
I'm pretty impressed that I could keep up with 1 chapter per week pace with this fic.
I hope I can keep it up until the end of it! :3
Thanks for reading and comments are looooooooooooved ♥