Take me!

[guppyiii]

Anybody need a big hairy guy with a big fancy tv? I also come with a treasure chest of goodies and marlboro reds....oo,oo, I also have about a bazil-...nay, a gazillion movies. Oh, plus I'm awesome. Any takers? You have a month. Fight among yourselves. I'm spent.

-Guppy

Comments

[cometgirl43]

Do you have a tool belt and can you build stuff? Also, can you take out a 6.4 guy with a black belt? , you will only get one shot.

*throws beer can* ;)

[guppyiii]

I have tools, but no belt. I can also take out a 6.4. black blet by using my charisma and then popping his jewels as he stands in awe of me. Bahahahaha. *catches beer can* Got a spare room? Muhahahahaha!

[cometgirl43]

no tool belt? well..this will never work ;)
actually, I am wanting to close up my front porch we need more room, many teenagers with guitars take up all the space. Maybe Ivy can bring you home some time and we can listen to Bjork real loud! :)

[guppyiii]

Heee! I do that in my spare time! I was actually talking to her the otherday and she told me the guy who lived above them moved out. HIs rent is about a hundred and twenty or so less than mine, so I might go there.

[onelittlegirl]

move to d-town, yo.

[guppyiii]

Denver does have legal pot....